Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Dear Tacky Christmas Yards...I hate you!




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    Read the holiday anti-greetings that Kat and Tacky Christmas Yards received this year! They are almost as funny as the yards featured on the site.
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    Sunday, December 30, 2007

    Why TCY?

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    Is this even a snowman?

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    Submitted by Robert, Nashville, Tennessee
    Violations: W.T.H.?!?! What is this when it's not Christmas?

    Disney House

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    Submitted by Terri
    Violations: W.T.H.?!? (Merry Disney and Happy Disney Days! You could leave this baby up ALL YEAR long)

    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    Drum roll, please.

    Click on image to see enlarged versionSubmitted by Julie, Miami, Florida
    Violations: (Brace yourselves, here's a new one folks!) Why Bother? (Next year this violation may be called: "The Kids Did It" since this is the defense of so many of my anti-fans but for now we'll call this one "Why Bother?" Notice how a lack of shrubbery still allows for lights on the right side?) Don't be sending me any hate mail about this one, the time spent with your hate mail has put my own yard in this very same category.

    Friday, December 28, 2007

    The Abominable Snowman (a.k.a “Abdominal” Snowman is coming to steal the baby Jesus!

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    Violations: King Kong Abominable Snowman (say that 5 times fast...or even one time!) & Intermingling.

    Don't Jump! It's a snowman hell down there!

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    (Click on image to see enlarged version)Submitted by Matt, Omaha, Nebraska
    Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, P.O.W., King Kong Snowman Complex, Frequent Lighter, More is NOT Less.

    What is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don't let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night...

    Wednesday, December 26, 2007

    Where was baby Jesus born?

    Apparently at the north pole. Must have been cold in the stable.
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    Violations: Intermingling.
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    Hunting Season

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    Submitted by Ed
    Two of Santa's Reindeer, shot and hung from a tree, blood oozing
    Violations: I don't think we need to mention the violations...

    My Snowglobe is BIGGER....Than My HOUSE!

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    Submitted by Ed
    Violations: King Kong Complex Snowglobe
    There are so many un-named violations in this picture. Why does Jesus have one spotlight and the snowman has three? Why doesn't the flag have any lights on it. Celebrate Jesus a little bit, celebrate America not at all and celebrate Snowmen ALOT! Also, from the looks of it, you could either have half of your family live in the snowglobe or park a car in there!

    Tuesday, December 25, 2007

    Freeze a jolly good fellow.....

    We're just about ready to call it a night. Our holiday celebrations seem to make me so tired. Your submissions have been great! Keep them coming! I'll be putting more up late tomorrow. JOY TO THE WORLD! Merry Christmas!
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    Submitted by Denise
    Violations: Snowman In-Laws, More is NOT Less
    Quick! Get a hair dryer!

    Liquori Family Self-Submission

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    Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New York
    Violations: W.T.H.?!?!, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter, More is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman Inlaws
    Whoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What's the story here?

    Paul Bunyan and the headless Christmas ox.

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    Submitted by Jennifer, Tampa Bay, Florida
    Why would someone replace the head of an ox with a wreath? What happened to his head? If anyone looks guilty here, it's the guy with the big axe.

    Violations: W.T.H.?!?, King Kong Complex

    Monday, December 24, 2007

    Party till the break of dawn and then we all fall down!

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    Submited by Uli, St. Augustine, Florida
    Violations: W.T.H.?!?, Multiple Clauses, Less is NOT More

    We've hit the inflatable MOTHERLOAD!

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    Submitted by Dreya (Dreya says that this is a relative of hers and he sells the inflatables). Look! Another Christmas Helicopter has landed! This is Christmas Helicopter #3... Although there appear to be hundreds of inflatables, there are only 32.
    Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, W.T.H.?!?, King Kong Complex, More is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling and Snowman Inlaws.

    Pink flamingo, butterfly and a cow named Rudolf

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    Submitted by Becky, Sacrament, California
    Violations: W.T.H.?!?, Snowman In-Laws, Less is NOT More

    Sunday, December 23, 2007

    Santa can't even fit in the door, let alone the chimney. Well, maybe the tiny Santa on the roof can help.

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    Submitted by Joel, His Own House
    Violations: King Kong Complex, Less is NOT More, Multiple Clauses (Next year, let's see some more Joel! I know what's on Joel's after-Christmas shopping wish list).

    Not a creature was stirring...not even a mouse!

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    Submitted by No Name, Tustin, California
    Violations: W.T.H.?!?!

    HELP WANTED: Taking all this stuff down in a week...hopefully.

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    Submitted by Brandy and Family, Medford, Oregon
    Violations: Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family. Remember, we lay off the elves.

    Snow Pretty, but Lots'a Snowmen!

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    Submitted by Someone in Colorado
    Violations: Snowman In-Laws