Wednesday, December 26, 2007

My Snowglobe is BIGGER....Than My HOUSE!

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Submitted by Ed
Violations: King Kong Complex Snowglobe
There are so many un-named violations in this picture. Why does Jesus have one spotlight and the snowman has three? Why doesn't the flag have any lights on it. Celebrate Jesus a little bit, celebrate America not at all and celebrate Snowmen ALOT! Also, from the looks of it, you could either have half of your family live in the snowglobe or park a car in there!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't Glinda the Good Witch be in that bubble?

Anonymous said...

I love your site, I have never laughed so hard in my life! This one is a winner.

Anonymous said...

The Jesus display is smaller than the snowglobe therefor it doesn't need three spotlights to illuminate it. Obviously they have a lot of pride. They're celebrating Jesus' birthday, America, and the holidays and you're just attempting to put them down because they don't have three spotlights here or christmas lights there. It's not working. As a young person, I find it very noble that these people attempt at celebrating Christmas and not to mention that they succeed.

Anonymous said...

vanessa,

You said "Obviously they have a lot of pride." If you don't mind my asking, pride in what? America? Giant Snowmen? Christmas?

If the problem was simply the number of spotlights, that could have been solved. Clearly that not the problem.

Oh, could you also explain how buying a snowglobe (thats as large as your house) thats made in China celebrates America?

Anonymous said...

This home is really meant to bring a laugh out of everyone who passes by b/c they couldn't really be serious about placing a larger than life snowglobe in front of their little house:)

Anonymous said...

I like it. I bet the kids love it also. Why make a big deal about something that is going to come down in a few weeks anyway?

Anonymous said...

Why do you believe that this homeowner is taking down the stuff in a few weeks? He might have an inferiority complex, hence, the globe may stay up year-round.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I bet the kids love it! "Oh mommy, look! That's like the 47th Walmart inflatable snowglobe we've seen in ten miles. And they're ALL the same! Mommy, I want a Walmart Snowglobe too!"

Eva said...

Your site is EXCELLENT!!!!
My brother says: i really like your big snow globe it is the biggest i have ever seen.

Not quite the Bradys said...

Thank you so very much for pointing out that the flag should be spotlighted after sunset. I swear nobody knows that anymore.

Allison said...

The absence of a spotlight on the flag isn't just a violation for this site---the flag is NOT supposed to be flown at night WITHOUT having a spot light on it. So they are violating the rules for flying the flag.

One of many places with instruction on lowering and raising the flag and the notation that it must be lit at night:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2102390_fly-american-flag.html

(The trivial info you get from being in the military...)

Maximus said...

Surprised the globe didn't break up on entry into our galaxy...

GarbageBarge said...

That's not a spotlight on Jesus, he's glowing.

000within000 said...

Here's to you and your page . . . I too have WAY too much fun at the expense of others.