Sunday, December 23, 2007

Show us your trusses

(Click on image to see enlarged version)Submitted by Ana & Blair, Clovis, California
Violations: Griswold Family, More is NOT Less, Frequent Lighter Card

Thanks for submitting your own home! We love it!

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Submitted by LJ
Violations: W.T.H.?!?, again...W.T.H.?!?

Are those even Christmas lights?

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Submitted by Stephen, Small Town, Ohio
Violations: Less is NOT More, Frequent Lighter Card, (Town Proclaimed) Griswold Family

I'll have a blue blue Christmas...

(Click on image to see enlarged version) Submitted by Elizabeth
Violations: Monochromatic, Less is NOT More, Frequent Lighter Card

Friday, December 21, 2007

We forgot all about the choir boys!

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Submitted by Matt & Jennifer, Omaha, Nebraska
Violations: W.T.H?!, Frequent Lighter Card, Multiple Clauses, More is NOT Less, Griswold Family, P.O.W.

Los Lonely Boys and a Señorita

Submitted by Alex
This is the Holy Christmas Trinity. According to tradition, the baby Jesus cannot be placed in the manger scene until Christmas Eve. "Don't turn away from the missing Baby Jesus, Frosty! Look at him, darn it!!"
Violations: Intermingling

While Mrs. Claus is away, Santa and the penguins will play!

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Submitted by Ryan, Simi Valley, California
Violations: W.T.H.!?!, P.O.W.,
Although this is not a Multiple Clauses Violation, we did ask that Santa only be portrayed as a moral, upstanding citizen. Down with homewrecker penguins!

Tacky for Charity might cancel out the tackiness. Probably not!

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Submitted by Alek, Alaska
Alek has decorated his home and is raising money for charity. However, he is taunting me! I must "award" him some violations despite being for a good cause!
Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, King Kong Complex, Multiple Clauses, W.T.H.?!? Homer and the Hulk speak nothing to my Christmas spirit. Elmo has a leg to stand on because he was the HOTTEST toy for several years.

Sponge Bob is fatter than Santa!

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Violations: King Kong Sponge Bob, Fallen Figurines

I Thought SANTA Landed on the Roof?!

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Submitted by Bob, Santa Barabara, California
Violations: P.O.W., Unharmonious Arrangement, Frequent Lighter Card, W.T.H.?!?, King Kong Complex EVERYTHING, Seizur-ific, More is NOT Less, MAJOR Intermingling. This one deserves a little ditty I came up with (yes, I did have some inspiration from the good old Bob Batz Jr)."Up on the rooftop wise men pause. Out from the womb jumps good old Jesus Claus. Down thru the chimney with Christmas Light pollution noise. All for the neighbor's Christmas joys".

Uphill Battle with the Lights

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Submitted by Joe
Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Snowman Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is NOT Less, Intermingling. Also, this is almost a case of a Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Violation...The uphill arrangement is working so far but gravity might take a turn for the worse...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Panic Attack

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Submitted by Andrew, Sunnyvale, California
Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter Card, More is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman In-laws (Thank God Andew filled out this part for me, I was exhasted just looking at it and my ADHD got the best of me). Andrew also wanted a special violation for their address being "666". I can't award that violation. This amount of Christmas-ness overcomes the mark of the devil.


The Santas and the Christmas Band

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Submitted by Roxane & friend, North Little Rock, Arkansas
Violations: W.T.H.!?, Frequent Lighter Card, More Is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Intermingling

Mr & Mrs C - chillin in the yard

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Multiple Clauses, W.T.H. (Is that a red ribbon?), Frequent Lighter Card, Scaring the Heck out of kids with an ugly, old Santa and Mrs. Claus (Yes, ladies and gents, that is a NEW violation!)
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Santa and friends appear to be passed out cold? A little too much egg nog?
Violations: Fallen Figurines, Multiple Clauses

The Willows are Weeping...

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Violations: Frequent Lighter Card, P.O.W., W.T.H?!?

Christmas or Halloween?

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Submitted by Laura, Indiana
Violations: Monochromatic, Frequent Lighter Card

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Is that Santa? I can't tell! I'm blinded by the radiance!

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Submitted by Nick
Violations: Multiple Clauses, Frequent Lighter Card, P.O.W.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Need We Say More?

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Submitted by Tonya
Violations: W.T.H. <-- Palm Trees and Flamingos? I rest my case...

Christmas Inflatable Hell!!

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Submitted by Tonya
Violations: We might need a new one for this house. Something about too many polar bears, King Kong Complex, Multiple Clauses (there's Mickey Mouse being a wannabe Santa again).

Scenes From the North Pole

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(Click on image to see enlarged version) Submitted by Tonya

Violations: Multiple Clauses, King Kong Complex, "Spend more on Rent(mortgage) Payment than on decorations" (viewer submitted violation)