TackyChristmasYards: Where was baby Jesus born?

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Where was baby Jesus born?

Apparently at the north pole. Must have been cold in the stable.

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Violations: Intermingling.
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: The north pole is no where near Bethlehem, geographically speaking.; December 22, 2007 at 4:08 PM
Anonymous said...: You should know where baby Jesus was born. Didn't they teach you that at Temple Bat Yahm?; December 22, 2007 at 9:35 PM
Anonymous said...: So when did Santa deliver the Baby Jesus to Mary?; December 22, 2007 at 11:49 PM
Anonymous said...: i love all the grinches out there with no xmas spirit...did your momma ever teach you people manners? if you dont got nothing nice to say...then dont say nothing at all so stfu lol; December 24, 2007 at 12:27 AM
Web-OJ said...: As a kid I placed the strangest things near our crib & my mom never stopped me. Guess many of these folks have kids who do strange/funny stuff. I liked this one.; December 28, 2007 at 1:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Who was Jeebus? Has he got anything to do with Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy or is he a standalone mythical figure?; December 29, 2007 at 4:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh my God! "So when did Santa deliver the Baby Jesus to Mary?" lol! that's stupid.; December 29, 2007 at 4:49 PM
Anonymous said...: ""Oh my God! "So when did Santa deliver the Baby Jesus to Mary?" lol! that's stupid.""

Stupid, yes, but very frickin' funny. Good job anonymous...; January 1, 2008 at 4:05 AM
Anonymous said...: There was a similar scene near us, except there was a santa figure placed next to the nativity scene, which looked like he was standing in for one of the wise men. Sorry I didn't get a picture. I'll look out for it next year.; January 3, 2008 at 3:48 PM
tejasmom said...: Didn't get a photo, but the neighbors down the street put Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus in a boat overlooking the lake across the street. Pretty hilarious.; January 5, 2008 at 2:29 PM
Jenn said...: """Oh my God! "So when did Santa deliver the Baby Jesus to Mary?" lol! that's stupid.""

Stupid, yes, but very frickin' funny. Good job anonymous..."

hahahaha these quotes say it all...I can't stop laughing...and I'm Catholic...I'm going to Hell...; January 11, 2008 at 2:24 AM
superdavedangerous said...: someone stole jesus from my neighbors yard a while back, they also placed mary, joseph, and the other characters around the yard. when people drove by it, it looked like a search party; January 12, 2008 at 4:06 AM
Anonymous said...: good theme & decoration; June 6, 2008 at 6:19 AM

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Violations Cited

Unharmonious Arrangement Violation: Yard decorations should be placed in aesthetically pleasing arrangements. Please refer to other rules for tips. Lining up the figures in rows or alphabetically is still not pleasing, organized yes, pleasing, no.
Griswold Family Violation: If your neighbors have nicknamed you the Griswold family and you are aware of this (you have rude neighbors, your nickname should never be divulged), you probably shouldn’t tell people.
Monochromatic Violation: If your decorating theme involves the over-use of one color, you are in violation.
W.T.H. (What the Heck!?) Violation: Random, non-holiday decor has no place in December. Just because you were given a cool giant light up smiley face does not mean you should put it on the roof this month!
King Kong Complex Violation: If a giant polar bear is standing anywhere near a mid-sized Santa or the Abominable Snowman is lurking over the manger, do something, quick!
Seizur-ific Violation: Sometimes using foil is just a little too much when combined with all of those bright lights. Also, too much blinking or out of sync movement can put you in jeopardy of losing your Christmas light license.
Frequent Lighter Card: If you have the electric company or an electrician on speed dial, you need a new hobby.
P.O.W. (Prisoners of a Wall) Violation: Trapping your Christmas village behind a fence is way too constricting for the purpose that these figures must serve during this time of year. Free the inflatables!
More is Not Less Violation: Just another reminder that Christmas is a season of minimalism. Too much of anything is not a good thing. Remember that other cliché; less is more? It really is. Less of an energy bill is more money in your pocket to give to others or to buy something nice to not put on your lawn.
Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims Violation: These poor souls should not be illuminated. If you aren’t going to go outside to set them all back up, don’t plug them in. No one wants to see Mary and Joseph laying down as if involved in a deadly drive-by shooting.
Multiple Clauses Violation: There is one Santa Claus and only one. I repeat- you may not have more than ONE Santa in your yard at anytime. (The exception is this; if you have a Santa from another culture or a Santa of another ethnicity, THEN you may have another Santa among the deciduous forest that is your yard. This does not mean you may have an inflatable Santa AND a plastic, light-up Santa. Inflatable is not an ethnicity). The same rules apply for Mrs. Claus. Santa is not an adulterer. We must show Santa as an upstanding and moral citizen, despite the 3rd world wages he pays the elves.
Elves: While we are on the subject. This is one group of people that even we don’t mess with. Everyone knows that Santa hardly does any work at the North Pole. His input on who’s naughty or nice is non-existent. He’s too busy making mall appearances and such. The elves are the ones that MapQuest directions for Santa, they check the list, they pack the presents, THEY are in charge. Go buck wild with the elves…if you must.
Intermingling Violation: This is strictly prohibited. There should not be a North Pole sign lit up outside of the manger scene. A giant inflatable Santa should not be peering into the manger. Jesus was born in a manger, a place of nothingness, a symbol of scarcity and minimalism. Santa and friends next to the manger is mockery of the Lord! They are taunting the KING!
Snowman In-Laws Violation: I hate to say it but we MUST have limitations on how many snowmen may appear on the lawn of the average single family dweling. The average family size in the United States is 3.14 with the average household size being 2.59 (US Census Bureau). That being said, we will be generous and say that there cannot be a family of snowmen that exceeds 4 on your lawn. Four is plenty. Again, real snowmen, inflatable snowmen, plastic snowmen, etc are not classified differently, they are still snowmen.

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Where was baby Jesus born?

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