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Submitted by Robert, Nashville, TennesseeViolations: W.T.H.?!?! What is this when it's not Christmas?
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Violations Cited
- Unharmonious Arrangement Violation: Yard decorations should be placed in aesthetically pleasing arrangements. Please refer to other rules for tips. Lining up the figures in rows or alphabetically is still not pleasing, organized yes, pleasing, no.
- Griswold Family Violation: If your neighbors have nicknamed you the Griswold family and you are aware of this (you have rude neighbors, your nickname should never be divulged), you probably shouldn’t tell people.
- Monochromatic Violation: If your decorating theme involves the over-use of one color, you are in violation.
- W.T.H. (What the Heck!?) Violation: Random, non-holiday decor has no place in December. Just because you were given a cool giant light up smiley face does not mean you should put it on the roof this month!
- King Kong Complex Violation: If a giant polar bear is standing anywhere near a mid-sized Santa or the Abominable Snowman is lurking over the manger, do something, quick!
- Seizur-ific Violation: Sometimes using foil is just a little too much when combined with all of those bright lights. Also, too much blinking or out of sync movement can put you in jeopardy of losing your Christmas light license.
- Frequent Lighter Card: If you have the electric company or an electrician on speed dial, you need a new hobby.
- P.O.W. (Prisoners of a Wall) Violation: Trapping your Christmas village behind a fence is way too constricting for the purpose that these figures must serve during this time of year. Free the inflatables!
- More is Not Less Violation: Just another reminder that Christmas is a season of minimalism. Too much of anything is not a good thing. Remember that other cliché; less is more? It really is. Less of an energy bill is more money in your pocket to give to others or to buy something nice to not put on your lawn.
- Fallen Figurines/Drive-by Shooting Victims Violation: These poor souls should not be illuminated. If you aren’t going to go outside to set them all back up, don’t plug them in. No one wants to see Mary and Joseph laying down as if involved in a deadly drive-by shooting.
- Multiple Clauses Violation: There is one Santa Claus and only one. I repeat- you may not have more than ONE Santa in your yard at anytime. (The exception is this; if you have a Santa from another culture or a Santa of another ethnicity, THEN you may have another Santa among the deciduous forest that is your yard. This does not mean you may have an inflatable Santa AND a plastic, light-up Santa. Inflatable is not an ethnicity). The same rules apply for Mrs. Claus. Santa is not an adulterer. We must show Santa as an upstanding and moral citizen, despite the 3rd world wages he pays the elves.
- Elves: While we are on the subject. This is one group of people that even we don’t mess with. Everyone knows that Santa hardly does any work at the North Pole. His input on who’s naughty or nice is non-existent. He’s too busy making mall appearances and such. The elves are the ones that MapQuest directions for Santa, they check the list, they pack the presents, THEY are in charge. Go buck wild with the elves…if you must.
- Intermingling Violation: This is strictly prohibited. There should not be a North Pole sign lit up outside of the manger scene. A giant inflatable Santa should not be peering into the manger. Jesus was born in a manger, a place of nothingness, a symbol of scarcity and minimalism. Santa and friends next to the manger is mockery of the Lord! They are taunting the KING!
- Snowman In-Laws Violation: I hate to say it but we MUST have limitations on how many snowmen may appear on the lawn of the average single family dweling. The average family size in the United States is 3.14 with the average household size being 2.59 (US Census Bureau). That being said, we will be generous and say that there cannot be a family of snowmen that exceeds 4 on your lawn. Four is plenty. Again, real snowmen, inflatable snowmen, plastic snowmen, etc are not classified differently, they are still snowmen.
23 comments:
wtf is that supposed to be? LOL i love how they put a chair next to it, almost like someone might want to have their kids sit next to the scary white troll to have a photo
I posted a video on my blog about a guy who lives around the corner from me that has his lights sync'd to music - check it out
Scary alright! Guaranteed to deliver a few Nightmares Before Christmas.
It reminds me of the Krusty the Clown bed that Homer Simpson built for Bart.
In another 50 years, the same people laughing at this pop culture folk art will be collecting it and declaring the lowbrow of their own time has lost the charm and character of the past.
It looks like it got caught in barbed wire
The original Mummy Man, damn I was wondering where he ran off to.
"We don't need no stinking store bought snowman, we can make our own!" Wow this is really scary-funny!!
thats is not a snoman and i don't think it ever was
Wow. That is ..... interesting. Seriously, what is it?
Albino Gumby!e
IT does resemble gumby!
That looks like an evil creature that has been running around trying to kill people the night before, until someone went and tied it up for good in a string of trashed christmas lights they found lying around next to a dumpster.
Looks like Bigfoot does exist !!!
Quite an eyecatcher I must say.
Idea !
Hey RJL, your Trachodon snowman from Hell looks great! Of course I thought it looked good on your Christmas card and calendar, too! I'll have to send some of my Tacky Christmas Yards photos to this site soon.
Oh my gosh, I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard after looking at these photos and comments! I have marvelled the past few years at the increasing number of tacky Christmas yards in our area, interesting to see that it is a nationwide phenomenon!
That thing looks like the giant Marshmallow Man off Ghostbusters, except on crack.
that's one scary snowman!
A snow ghost?
The snow man looks like he is trying to escape from prison!
Really like your site
Mike
www.winter-swimmers.blogspot.com
I like when people put up lights for Christmas. I hate when they buy eveything in the store and put them up.
honestly what is this? there is NO WAY they can be serious! That isn't a christmas decoration...it's an abomination!
That is definitely the KKK spaceship.
this is horrid awful
Is this an albino gumby?
Whatever. I love TackyChristmasYards!
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